how to make donovans dinner

donovan has learnt the art of gif animation. using his newly aquired skills he has made a short presentation on how to prepare one of his more hideous looking meals seen below,
i urge you to click here to see how a culinary genius can make the simplest of meals out of random ingredients. dare to eat.

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